omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!
your lizard types fast
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache.
she’s not your friend anymore
President Elmo on the phone with the Pentagon today.
This makes my life worth living tbh.
Color might have been a decent option here…
me wonderin where the sun go at night
hey gorl do you want some pizza
well guess what yOU CANT HAVE NO PIZZA
thank you for watching this has been a segment i like to call beING SASSY WIT YO PIZZA